1 Cars
26 various Chip and Dale shorts
24 Cinderlla
6 Dumbo

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the rest are HERE public for one week, after that you have to join to see them

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015524.html

Hipster chick: Popping a blister is like smacking god in the face!

--Fordham University, Lincoln Center

Overheard by: Alice

Homeless man on train begging for money by telling jokes: A black man and a white man go into a bar. They get into a fight with each other. And then they die. And then they go to heaven and god says to them: "What it is... what it is!"

--1 Train

Overheard by: Kristin

Girl to friend: I'm gonna have to get ghetto on god!

--61st & Broadway

Overheard by: lizzerd

Homeless man says to homeless woman: Now, these people are trying to hoodwink god!

--Seventh Ave & Lincoln Place, Park Slope

Overheard by: Annie

Professor to students: God is not a drug dealer!

--Fordham University

- Eat, then call realtors
- Work on Mars' tiara
- Email Ian
- Email Lada
- Look over Mutual Fund and decide what to do with it
- See Dark Knight with Squeak :D

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015523.html

White queer to friend: So I was sitting there at the restaurant with my parents and looked to my left, and who was there? LL Cool J! Ooooh, girl, he is fine. I was all: "Hey, LL, you can park your big Underground Railroad right in my behind!"

--UES

Hipster: You can't really enjoy Evel Knievel in the traditional sense.

--St. Mark's Place

Nine-year old boy to another: Ooh, Indiana Jones! Look, Shia LaBeouf! I used to go out with him.

--St. Mark's Place

Overheard by: learned something new about Shia LeBeouf

Proud teen: I had my picture taken with Dennis Rodman's sister.

--Houston & West Broadway

Worried hipster: And I think Judge Judy would just say that I don't have a leg to stand on.

--W 19th St

Bus driver: I know what it's like to miss a flight. You have to ride a Greyhound bus and sit next to a fat guy who eats Cheez-Its and talks about Scott Baio way too much.

--NYAS Shuttle, JFK

Overheard by: innocent bus rider

Speaking of votey vote voting, we no longer have to pick one party in the primary. Which is one less thing for the more "passionate" voters to froth about in my face. Anyway, I'm so excited. There will actually be people at these elections, and there's going to be all this energy bouncing around. And they made the training class an hour shorter, thereby making it suck 25% less.

Reading all the Nickelodeon posts lately, I'm wondering, does anyone remember "Inside Out Boy"? I used to love watching the little two minute episodes between "real shows." Does anyone know where I can watch 'em again?

[music| nothin' ]
[mood| Busy ]


HAPPY BIRTHDAY dreamlandtea!!!

I miss you! We're going to celebrate at Otakon, yeeees?


Anyway, I swear I do more than update for birthdays.

I have an interview next week for an extended day teacher position. LAWL parents let me take care of ur childrun. =E

Start working for Fenway on Friday, I think. Hopefully it's just good monies in my pocket until I start something much better and more permanent in the fall.

Dog days of summer.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4416948/1/Nightlight_Formation

satire at its finest

i mean really how could anyone recover from this most cunningly crafted burn

disemboweled by this rapier wit

My mom just told me on the phone that my car Josephine can't be fixed, so we're going to have to get rid of her. She had been acting up and we thought my brother had fixed it, but now there are a thousand other things wrong, mostly due to the fact that the people who owned her before me took really bad care of her.

I am inordinately upset right now.



Man, everything is just AWESOME.

I finally did it.  I made a bento.  Actually, I made 3 days worth but they're all identical other than the containers.

MLB Trade Rumors is reporting that Buster Olney, Jon Heyman, and Ken Rosenthal are saying the Yankees are interested in Jarrod Washburn. They're currently looking to send Kei Igawa+cash to Seattle for Washburn. The only thing holding this up is the Mariners wanting the Yankees to take Jose Vidro and Washburn's no trade clause including the Yankees. I really hope this doesn't happen. Washburn hasn't been a good pitcher for six years (minus his contract year), makes $10M, is under contract for 2009, and has the Yankees in his no trade clause. Just say no! An update on MLBTR also says the Yankees are considering Casey Blake.

This article also states the Yankees are interested in Xavier Nady, Jason Bay, Bronson Arroyo, Jarrod Washburn, and AJ Burnett. Burnett is the guy I want the Yankees go get. Hes pitching poorly right now but is a good opportunity to buy low on a quality pitcher. Burnett and Nady for the win please (wishful thinking).

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015522.html

Fabulous woman: That's all vodka under the bridge.

--55 Bar

Overheard by: Girl Margaret

Huge man to small child trying to participate in conversation: No, son, we're not talking about your school--we're talking about Bam! You trying to get all up in the Kool-Aid, but you don't even know the flavor.

--C Train

Drunk girl, accidentally taking swig of vodka instead of water: This wetness is spicy!

--Bergen St, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Gnomies

Skinny teen: I wish they made diet water.

--Times Square

JAP: I'd like a Pellegrino.

--Hooters

Middle-aged suit yelling into cell: No- I want to see you drink the bong water!

--Port Authority

Overheard by: Me Too...

1)Yoinking this meme from a shit ton of ppl:
1. Add a comment on my blog, leave one memory that you and I had together. It doesn't matter if you knew me a little or a lot, anything you remember!

2. Next, re-post these instructions on your blog and see how many people leave a memory about you. It’s actually pretty funny to see the responses. If you leave a memory about me, I’ll assume you’re playing the game and I’ll come to your blog and leave one about you.

2) Happy Birthday Kim!!!!

3) To shut up Mario, I set up an ACE account. Go take a lookie here:
http://www.acparadise.com/ace/display.php?a=49273

Real post tomorrow.

Nickelodeon:
1. n. An early movie theater charging an admission price of five cents. A player piano. A jukebox.
2. n. An old song. "Put another nickel in, In that Nickelodeon" (look it up some time, its catchy)
3. n. The first network just for kids. :D And That made it super mega awesome to be a kid!!!


Seeing the recent post for Salute Your Shorts, I remembered something. I really loved that channel. It made me happy to be a kid. That whole 'kid power' thing. For the first time I heard adults talking to me "via tv" and did not feel like they were talking down to me. Like I was an equal. I felt normal for being small and uneducated. Old shows like Mr. Wizard made it fun to learn and not feel like you were in school. Shows like Salute your Shorts realized that there is a kid 'just like you' that has problems like yours. You could relate to at least to of the original Nick Toons. Nick-At-Night was just beyond awesome. Just as I felt i might someday outgrow Nick they come out with that awesomeness, then I even got my mom to watch :D .

They made 'kid versions' of stuff but did not make it seem stupid.

I salute you Nick, thank you for making being a kid more fun!

we found someone!
so yeah.... just sayin'

as for update? umm.... i have nothing of even minor importance that i feel like noting. except for maybe that i seem to end up in the strangest places while on the hunt for cosplay stuffs. might post about that more later. it involves gun crazy 80yr old ladies.

1) Stolen from Krys:

1. Add a comment on my blog, leave one memory that you and I had together. It doesn't matter if you knew me a little or a lot, anything you remember!

2. Next, re-post these instructions on your blog and see how many people leave a memory about you. It’s actually pretty funny to see the responses. If you leave a memory about me, I’ll assume you’re playing the game and I’ll come to your blog and leave one about you.

I never do the meme thing, but like Krys, I'm totally curious what you might think of.

2) Are a bunch of you other guys going through shitty life times right now? Because it certainly feels like I'm not the only one. That's mildly comforting, but also sucks more.

3) I'm too worn out to work out, and too out of sorts to eat properly. This does not bode well.

4) I suppose I should take a shower and run over to CVS and fight with the pharmacy and hope they didn't screw up prescription refills.

5) I thought I had more to say. Oh wait, I do: the new Beck album Modern Guilt is really really good, if way too short. You should totally listen to it.